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Kusu Island Adventure — From Hilltop to Makan Time! (Part 4)
Hi Handsome, What’s Your Name?
Aunty: Hi, handsome! Do you have a name?
Tree: Y!
Aunty: Err… because you look good! So, mind telling me your name?
Tree: Y!
Aunty: I told you already mah! Why do you keep asking why?
Tree: Aunty, I’m telling you my name! Look at me—it’s written all over me!
Aunty: Ohhhh… Y! Aiyoh, we’ve been going round in circles!
There he stood, his sturdy trunk splitting into two great arms to form a very clear Y. Such a short name, yet it took Aunty a whole conversation to get it!
Nice to meet you, Mr Y. Handsome, patient—and very economical with words!
Nowadays, Even Furniture Can η’°η·!
Aunty: Err… not me hor!
Bench: You’re the only one around!
Aunty: But I didn’t even go near you!
Bench: Don’t care! You’re here, so you explain!
Aunty: Wah, nowadays furniture also knows how to η’°η·—pretend injured and blame a passer-by?
Camera: I’m the witness! Aunty was busy taking photos!
Bench: Then who’s going to explain my condition?
Aunty: Ask the tree. It’s been standing beside you longer!
This picnic bench looked a little worse for wear, with a strip of tape draped across the seating area. Aunty merely stopped for a photo and somehow became the prime suspect.
Better keep this picture as evidence: the bench was already like that before Aunty arrived! ππΈ
Island Security Officer has arrived!
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