My Pictorial Diary

A picture tells a thousand words, so I'll let the pictures do the talking.

Armed with nothing but a camera,
Take nothing but pictures,
Capture nothing but memories,
Leave nothing but footprints.

Sunday, 27 September 2026

I Was Only Four Stations Away...

 Four Stops, One Big Adventure! 🚇

Just four stations, not very far,
No need for taxi, bus or car.
But somewhere along that little ride,
A surprise was waiting on the other side!

A few years ago, hubby was recovering from eye surgery, so for a while I had no choice but to take the MRT to and from work every day.

Going to work was never a problem.

At 5.35am, I would already be at the MRT station catching the first train. Fresh, awake and ready for the day.

Coming home was a different story.

By then, aunty's battery was usually flashing LOW POWER.

At that time, I was working alone in the office most afternoons. I was the admin staff, while the boss and the rest would somehow... ahem... gradually disappear by late morning.

That's why they used to call me Queen of the Office.

Queen or not, Queen still had to lock the office herself before going home.

One afternoon, I finished work at around 4pm. Hubby called and asked whether I wanted to meet him at the MRT station near home for an early dinner.

Good idea.

Meet around 5pm, have dinner early and beat the dinner crowd.

Perfect plan.

So I boarded the train as usual.

As I was getting nearer to home, hubby called.

“Where are you?”

“Kranji is next.”

“Okay, see you in about 15 minutes. I'm already waiting at the station.”

“Okay!”

Four stations only.

What could possibly go wrong?

I fell asleep.

I have absolutely no idea how long I slept.

The next thing I knew, my handphone was ringing.

“Where are you? I thought only four stations? How come you're not here yet?”

“Huh? Wait ah... let me check.”

I looked up.

NOVENA MRT STATION.

DENG.

“Novena?!”

“What? How on earth did you end up so far away?”

“Hehehe... overslept.”

Never mind. Easy to solve.

I would simply get off, cross over to the other side and take the train back.

“Okay,” hubby said. “I wait.”

So aunty crossed over and boarded the train heading home again.

This time the train was crowded and stuffy.

And it was quite a long ride back.

And aunty was soooo sleepy...

Eventually...

ZZZZZZZZ.

Then came that familiar handphone ringtone again.

“Err... where are you ah? Seems like ages already.”

I opened my eyes and looked up.

ALAMAK. KRANJI?!

“Hehehehehe...”

“Wifey, I don't like that laugh. Where are you now?”

“Honest?”

“Yes.”

“Kranji.”

“So... meaning you overshot the station again?”

“Yah.”

Silence.

“So?”

“I'll cross over and take the train back.”

Sounds familiar, hor?

By now, I had travelled past my station in both directions while poor hubby remained faithfully standing at the MRT station waiting for his missing wife.

This time I knew better.

I boarded the train again.

Only three stations.

NO SITTING. STAND!

And finally — FINALLY — aunty arrived at the correct MRT station.

Hubby was still there.

“Hi...”

I think even I knew that wasn't the moment for a grand entrance.

Hubby looked at me.

“If you came any later, you would see a statue standing here.”

“Wow! Got statue? Take pic, take pic!”

Hubby gave up.

Our clever plan to have an early dinner around 5pm so we could beat the dinner crowd?

We finally ate at around 7pm.

So much for beating the dinner crowd.

We joined them.

After that incident, hubby introduced a new arrangement.

“Next time, call me when you eventually reach the MRT station. Then I'll take the shuttle bus out to meet you.”

Very sensible.

Later, my classmate heard about my little MRT adventure too.

From then on, whenever we met and I took the MRT home, my handphone would receive messages along the way.

Where are you now?

Apparently one husband waiting two hours at an MRT station was enough to convince everybody that aunty could no longer be trusted to travel home unsupervised.

And all because...

I was only four stations away. 


Aunty's Wet Market Adventures — Three Mishaps and Still Alive!

A Market Trip to Remember

Off to the market, shopping bag in hand,
Three little mishaps I never had planned.
A bump, a scare, and a whole lot of fright,
But Aunty survived to tell the tale outright!

Just Another Innocent Trip to the Market… Or So I Thought

This morning, all Aunty wanted to do was go to the market and buy a few ingredients to make pumpkin porridge.

Hubby looked at me and said, “Your legs are still painful. Why bother going? Just dabao something from the kopitiam.”

Before I could even open my mouth to argue—ahem, answer—a voice came booming from the room:

MAMA: “I WANT EAT PORRIDGE!”

I turned around, looked at Hubby and asked calmly,

“You wanna talk to CEO?”

Silence.

Decision made. 

So off Aunty went to the market, minding her own business, carrying out a simple instruction from upper management.

Buy ingredients.
Come home.
Cook pumpkin porridge.

How difficult could that possibly be?

Apparently, VERY.

Because before Aunty could return home, she would be langgar-ed, nearly poked in the eye, and have a toe run over by a shopping trolley.

All for one pot of pumpkin porridge.

CEO, I hope you appreciate this. 

Incident No. 1 — Knocked Down by a Human

Yes. A HUMAN.

Eyes glued to his phone.
Earphones plugged in.
Laughing away to himself.

Looking everywhere except where he was actually walking.

And then—

BANG!

Straight into innocent Aunty.

For one terrifying moment, Aunty became The Leaning Tower of Pisa — tilting, tilting, almost going down! 

Luckily, Aunty comes equipped with certain built-in safety features and managed to regain my balance.

Plenty of cushioning around the waistline — ahem, if I could actually find the waistline — plus a very reliable belly airbag.

Otherwise, this could have been serious.

So there I was, wobbling like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but thanks to my factory-installed shock absorbers, Aunty remained upright. 

Did he stop?

No.

Did he apologise?

No.

Did he even turn around to see what—or WHO—he had just knocked into?

NO.

He simply continued walking, eyes still on his phone, happily enjoying whatever he was watching.

I think he thought he had knocked into a pillar.

Hello???

Pillar got carry market bag one meh? Yah yah....A very well-cushioned pillar carrying a market bag. 


Incident No. 2 — The Indoor Umbrella

Aunty grumbled under my breath.

What a start to the morning.

Never mind. Legs pain, but mouth still got to eat, right?

So Aunty continued towards my usual Handsome Pork Seller to buy some minced pork.

And somewhere along the way—

Aunty nearly lost one eye.

Don't worry. Not horror movie lah. 

A lady was walking through the marketplace carrying an OPEN UMBRELLA.

Indoors.

Aunty's brain immediately started processing.

Raining indoors?

Ceiling got leakage?

Or...

Personal defensive weapon? ☂️

Wah, Sis. I didn't attack you loh.

She was only about shoulder height to me, which meant the edge of her umbrella was conveniently travelling at...

AUNTY EYE LEVEL.

I managed to avoid it just in time.

At least this time, unlike Mr YouTube, she apologised.

Then she continued on her way...

still carrying the umbrella OPEN.

Aunty stood there watching her disappear into the market.

And wondered...

Who will be the next victim?


Incident No. 3 — Aunty Strikes 4D

Haiyah...

One simple trip to the market.

One human traffic accident.

One eye nearly kena poked.

Surely Aunty couldn't be THAT unlucky, right?

Strike 4D also not so accurate leh.

Well...

My winning number came out VERY SOON. 

After gathering everything I needed for the precious pumpkin porridge, Aunty was finally making my way out of the market.

Home! Safety! Pumpkin porridge!

And then—

BANG!

Something ran straight over my toes.

A SHOPPING TROLLEY.

HELLO, SIS?!

YOU GOT LICENCE OR NOT?!

My toes leh!!! 😭🛒

Luckily, the trolley was almost empty.

If it had been fully loaded...

Aunty's toes might have become duck webbed feet. 

One flat piece. All joined together.

Next time go swimming no need flippers liao. 

The lady apologised, and Aunty looked down to conduct an immediate toe count.

One, two, three... okay. Still individually separated.

What a relief. 

First, Aunty kena knocked by human.

Then, Aunty nearly kena stabbed by umbrella.

Now, Aunty kena run over by vehicle.

And all three happened during ONE market trip.

At this point I don't know whether I went to the market to buy ingredients...

or accidentally registered myself for an obstacle course. 

CEO ah...

Your pumpkin porridge got casualty report attached one, you know. 


Hubby to the Rescue… I Thought

When I got into the vehicle, I told Hubby about Aunty's three near-disasters at the market.

He pampered me for a little while, listened sympathetically and then said,

“Later afternoon we go shopping.”

Wah.

Aunty's heart immediately softened.

After everything I suffered this morning, Hubby wanted to compensate his poor traumatised wife.

So sweet. ❤️

I looked at him.

“What you wanna get for your sweet little wifey ah?”

Without missing a beat, he replied:

“A pair of swimming goggles to protect your eyes.”

Okay...

“A pair of scuba-diving boots to protect your feet.”

HELLO.

Then what about my waist and belly?

Hubby looked thoughtful.

“That one got a little problem finding your size.”

😑

Excuse me?

Then came the solution:

“Temporary, you put on the wok you're using. Very sturdy one.”

……

……

KABOOOOOM!!! 💥💥💥

Forget goggles.

Forget scuba boots.

Forget pumpkin porridge.

From now on:

Hubby: “Go market?”
Aunty: “Wait ah. I put on my wok first.” 

Small wok — insufficient coverage.
Medium wok — maybe can.
Big wok — excellent protection, but difficult to bend down and choose vegetables. 

Hubby walks past:

“Why you trying on all the woks?”

“YOUR FAULT. You recommended the safety equipment.”


Time to Review My Insurance Coverage

After some serious consideration, Aunty decided perhaps protective equipment wasn't enough.

Time to call my insurance agent.

“Hi Bro…”

“Wah, Sis! So long never hear from you!”

“Yah, I want to enquire something. Your company got insurance covering eyes kena poked by umbrellas and toes kena run over by shopping trolleys or not?”

Silence.

“Huh……??!”

“Or you got insurance for scuba divers?”

Suddenly he sounded relieved.

“Wah Sis, your retired life very colourful leh! Took up scuba diving ah?”

Aunty:

“YES.”

Bro: “Wah, where you diving?”

“AT THE MARKET!!!”

……

I think my insurance agent now needs insurance. 

Friday, 25 September 2026

Aunty Remembers — Lanterns and a Special Memory of Dad

A Father's Love, A Lantern's Glow

From humble tins, his loving hands would make,
Little lanterns glowing as night began to wake.
Though years have passed and those lights are gone,
A father's love still shines on and on. ❤️

The sight of colourful traditional paper lanterns during the Mid-Autumn Festival always brings back fond memories of my childhood days.

Back then, children looked forward to carrying beautiful lanterns in all sorts of shapes and designs — goldfish, lotus flowers, butterflies and many more.

Inside each delicate paper lantern was a little lighted candle. Unfortunately, paper and naked flames weren't always the best combination!

One careless movement and WHOOSH! There went another lantern!

I remember Dad getting rather fed up because every time my lantern caught fire, he had to buy another one.

And another one!

Finally, Dad decided enough was enough. He came up with a brilliant idea — or at least, HE thought it was brilliant!

He would make me a lantern out of an empty Milo tin!

There was an ironmonger's shop right next to our house, where Dad could use the tools to make all sorts of things.

He carefully cut off the top of the Milo tin, sliced the metal into strips, smoothed the sharp edges and curled the strips until the whole thing resembled a beautiful metal flower.

He even used a bottle cap as a little candle holder at the bottom of the tin. Exactly how he secured it, I can no longer remember.

And no, Dad didn't paint his masterpiece. It proudly retained its original Milo green colour!

Now, I had been dreaming of carrying a beautiful, colourful lotus, butterfly or flower lantern.

So when Dad presented his handmade creation, my first reaction was…

"HUH?! You expect me to carry THIS out?!"

Luckily, Uncle was there to promote Dad's masterpiece!

Uncle: "This one good, you know! One of a kind! Strong winds blow, no problem! Won't catch fire either. Safe and sound!"

And so, while other children carried their colourful paper lanterns, Little Aunty went out with her very own green Milo tin flower lantern!

The other children exclaimed how unusual my lantern was.

Dad, meanwhile, had finally solved his annual lantern replacement problem!

Daddy: "See! Fireproof! Durable! Economical! Can last for years! Next time pass down to your children!"

Little Aunty: "PA!!! Other people celebrating Lantern Festival! Why am I carrying the family heirloom?!" 🤣🤣🤣


Papa's Little Lanterns in the Courtyard

But Dad's creativity didn't stop with my famous Milo tin lantern.

During my childhood, we grew up drinking Milkmaid condensed milk rather than milk powder.

Dad would collect those little empty condensed milk cans, drill holes into their surfaces and attach wire handles. He then placed a small candle inside each one.

Come Zhong Qiu Jie, the Mid-Autumn Festival, we had a whole row of homemade lanterns hanging in our courtyard!

In those days, we didn't have so many lights around our homes.

When night fell, Dad's little lanterns shone brightly in the courtyard, their candlelight glowing through the tiny holes in the tins.

Nothing fancy. Nothing expensive.

Just empty condensed milk cans, pieces of wire, little candles and Dad's clever hands.

Dad was always good at making things. He even made me a miniature wok from an empty milk powder tin for my childhood masak-masak games!

Sadly, my special Milo tin lantern was lost when our old house was demolished for redevelopment.

Although I no longer have it, I can still picture that beautiful green metal flower and remember the care Dad put into making it.

And I can still remember those little lanterns glowing in our courtyard.

What seemed like ordinary homemade toys and decorations back then have become some of my most precious childhood memories.

No money could buy that memory.

A big hug for Daddy in heaven. ❤️

Woodlands Healing Garden (Part 2)

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Woodlands Healing Garden (Part 1)

 

Officially Retired from Garden Duty












Woodlands Healing Garden (Part 1)

A Little Garden of Peace 🌿 

At Woodlands Healing Garden, where gentle breezes blow,
Among the flowers and greenery, we wander nice and slow.
A peaceful little corner, away from all the noise,
Where nature brings us comfort and life's simple joys.



What’s That Fragrance? Rows and rows of pandan plants! 🌿



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